JKREW: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
careysutra: wow thats a damn shame liechtenstein??? I mean really...
JKREW: she can totally do a better country
careysutra: oh totally shes totally like prince william material
JKREW: or Prince Krew. Come on
careysutra: she can totally just get someone to give her a country....they would want her to rule it because shes so hot.
oh yes i forgot about him. wasnt he the one that got shunned by his family for fucking a goat...and the barn boy??? and now hes a bum on 14th and lex?? yeah i think thats the one
JKREW: no no, I think that was Princess Lair? yeah, she was giving head for Canal St. Fendi bags right?
careysutra: HAHAHAHAHA
god we are hilarious
JKREW: hahaha we should have our own morning talk show that starts no earlier than 11
careysutra: oh yes def
like really i think it would be so good
it would have to be cable
and it would have to be gossip only
JKREW: yeah and we would be total fashion whores on it talking shit about EVERYONE
brb, cancer time. *does MC Hammer dance
careysutra: oh yes no subject is taboo
and in my contract it would say that i get to keep whatever i want out of the wardrobe
JKREW: I just thought of the perfect name for our show!!!
Cracker and Kinky are TALKING SHIT LIVE!"
so hot